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January 23, 2008Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
“If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,
” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
Husband asks:
“Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
W ithout
Information
F ighting
E very-time
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says :
“If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,
” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
****************************************
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
***********************************
Husband asks:
“Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
W ithout
Information
F ighting
E very-time
Wife replies:
“ No,……
It means:
With
I diot
F or
Ever !!!”
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,… Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away
A young boy asks his Dad :”What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
“ No,……
It means:
With
I diot
F or
Ever !!!”
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What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,… Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
****************************************
Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away
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A young boy asks his Dad :”What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
Taken from forwarded email.
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