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		<title>improve search engine rankings &#124; 5 simple fast ways to improve search engine ranking in Google and Yahoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 04:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Search Engine Optimization is essential element of the internet today. SEO relates to the ways of people finds websites on the web and how well everyone fare with Google, Bing or Yahoo. If public did not perform well at search engines ranking, anyone may be wondering what went wrong with our webpage. Here are the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=desaviltan.wordpress.com&amp;blog=586331&amp;post=81&amp;subd=desaviltan&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.alifebe.com/">Search Engine Optimization</a> is essential element of the internet today. SEO relates to the ways of people finds websites on the web and how well everyone fare with Google, Bing or Yahoo. If public did not perform well at search engines ranking, anyone may be wondering what went wrong with our webpage. Here are the top five effective ways often used by internet webmasters and search engine optimization professionals if she are looking to <a href="http://www.alifebe.com/">improve our search engines rankings</a> commendably</p>
<h2>1. The main page Title</h2>
<p>This is the most important factor that major search engines takes on for search engine rankings. Adopt everyone main keywords as your own main page title. The website title shall be the most important element to influence our search engine ranking. As a rule, use around sixty words of our main keywords for main url title. Keep the keyword title densty slow to avoid being labeled as spam by search engine. </p>
<h2>2. H1 Descriptions in post</h2>
<p>The another essential element would definitely be your H1 header. Search engine does count on H1 tag description to determine the SERP rankings. Use H1 tags for all the essential keywords. Do not over use the H1 with the same keywords to avoid being detected as spam. </p>
<h2>3. Links from other site to the site</h2>
<p>Backlink would be the link linking from other site to all the website. Search engines measure the prevalence of our webpage by amount of backlinks to our site. A effecient method of building backlinks is by forum commenting. Building all the backlink slowly is recommended. It is recommended to be linked from site that are the same domain as our own webpage.</p>
<h2>4. Original content within post</h2>
<p>Good original quality content is crucial for major search engines ranking. Maintain the site with good content  Major search engines are able to distinguish whether the content is copied. Website that has good original quality content does also encourage organic</p>
<h2>5. Static URL for the post</h2>
<p>A different important means would definitely be our website url. Adopt readable static html instead of query string. Be sure to include all keyword in the static url. A lot of search engines prefer static url rather than query string. </p>
<p>The most basics to instantly improve the search engine rankings. If planning to succeed in seo , it is very important to spend the time and effort on the method mentioned. Find the secrets to improve search engine rankings and get better search engine placements on worldwide webpage today. Be sure to visit our website If public are interested to know more about <a href="http://www.alifebe.com">methods to increase search engine ranking</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.improvesearchenginerankings.co/">improve search engine ranking</a> is the best way to boost up the hits&#8230;</p>
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		<title>My Own Website, Alifebe.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 07:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear friends, readers, and fans… After 1 year and 9 months in WordPress, finally I find a home for Life beside the edge. At last I got my ever 1st domain &#38; hosting. There are a lots to learn about having a own hosting. It is much more complicated compare to now, especially doing all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=desaviltan.wordpress.com&amp;blog=586331&amp;post=79&amp;subd=desaviltan&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Dear friends, readers, and fans…</strong></p>
<p>After 1 year and 9 months in WordPress, finally I find a home for Life beside the edge. At last I got my ever 1st domain &amp; hosting. There are a lots to learn about having a own hosting. It is much more complicated compare to now, especially doing all this by my own (A old internet user but laid man to hosting). Luckily I received the support from <a href="http://www.alienblogshop.com">Alien (Chang, my ex-colleague)</a>, today I successfully created my own little empire in the world wide web&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>This is Life beside the edge new home address,</strong><br />
&gt;&gt; http://www.alifebe.com <a href="http://www.alifebe.com">!!! CLICK HERE !!!</a></p>
<p>Hope even though I&#8217;d moved to new home, I still can get/receive the supports from you. And I also will try my best to gives you useful information as I always does. Blogsphere is the biggest friend&#8217;s network in the world, I knew many good friend in here, I know you all.</p>
<p>I think here I need to send my great appreciation to <a href="http://skywindows.wordpress.com/">Skywindows</a> who gives me lots of support during my initial time at year 2006. She is my 1st fan in wordpress. From her writing, I learn how to blog, and how to share.</p>
<p>Last by not least, I&#8217;m happy to know all of you, and this is not somekind of farewell for forever, I just move this blog to new home, and we will meet you all there~ <strong>All the best to you~</strong></p>
<p>Sincerely from,<br />
DSvT (Alan Lim)</p>
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		<title>Stupid toilet joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:50:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Naked photo of &#8230;</title>
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		<title>Naughty Answers!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
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<div style="font:10pt arial;"><font><b><font size="5" color="#0000ff" face="Comic Sans MS">Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. </font></b><font size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"></font><b><font size="5" color="#0000ff" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
He shoots his friend and kills him. </font></b><b><font size="5" color="#800000" face="Comic Sans MS"></p>
<p>Wife says :</font></b><font size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"> </font><b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
&#8220;If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends&#8221;. </font></b><font size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"></p>
<p>******************************************** </font><b><font size="5" color="#0000ff" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, &#8220;send me a brother&#8221; </font></b><b><font size="5" color="#800000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
Santa wrote back,</font></b><font size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"> </font><b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
&#8221; SEND ME YOUR MOTHER&#8221; </font></b><font size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"></p>
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What is the definition of Mistress? </font></b><b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Times New Roman"><br />
Someone between the Mister and Mattress</font></b><font size="2" face="Tahoma"> </font><font size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"></p>
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Husband asks:</font></b><font size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"> </font><font size="2" face="Tahoma"></font><b><font size="5" color="#0000ff" face="Tahoma"><br />
&#8220;Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is: </font></b><b><font size="6" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
W</font></b><font size="5" color="#0000ff" face="Comic Sans MS"> ithout</font><b><font size="5" color="#0000ff" face="Comic Sans MS"> </font></b><b><font size="6" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
I</font></b><font size="5" color="#0000ff" face="Comic Sans MS">nformation </font><b><font size="6" color="#ff0000" face="Times New Roman"><br />
F</font></b><font size="4" face="Times New Roman"> </font><font size="5" color="#0000ff" face="Comic Sans MS">ighting </font><b><font size="6" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
E</font></b><font size="5" color="#0000ff" face="Comic Sans MS"> very-time</font><font size="4" face="Times New Roman"> </font><b><font size="5" color="#800000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
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<div style="font:10pt arial;"><font><b><font size="5" color="#800000" face="Comic Sans MS">Wife replies</font></b><b><u><font size="5" color="#800000" face="Comic Sans MS">:</font></u></b> <font size="2" face="Tahoma"></font><b><u><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
&#8220;</font></u></b><b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"> No,&#8230;&#8230;<br />
It means: </font></b><b><font size="6" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
W</font></b><b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS">ith </font></b><b><font size="6" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
I</font></b> <font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"></font><b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS">diot </font></b><b><font size="6" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
F</font></b><b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"> or </font></b><b><font size="6" color="#ff0000" face="Times New Roman"><br />
E</font></b><b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS">ver !!!&#8221;</font></b><font size="2" face="Tahoma"> </font><font size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"></p>
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What&#8217;s the difference between stress, tension and panic? </font></b><b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
Stress is when wife is pregnant,&#8230; Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.<br />
Panic is when both are pregnant. </font></b><font size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"></p>
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Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? </font></b><b><font size="5" color="#800000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
Kid: </font></b><b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Times New Roman">Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack &amp; our driver ran away</font></b><font size="4" face="Times New   Roman"> </font><font size="5" face="Comic Sans MS"></p>
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A young boy asks his Dad :&#8221;What is the difference between confident and confidential?</font></b><font size="4" face="Times New Roman"> </font><b><font size="5" color="#800000" face="Comic Sans MS"><br />
Dad says: </font></b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Times New Roman"></font><b><font size="5" color="#ff0000" face="Times New Roman">&#8220;You are my son, I&#8217;m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.</font></b><font size="4" face="Times New Roman"> </font><br />
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<div style="font:10pt arial;"><font>Taken from forwarded email.</font></div>
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		<title>Japan Pretty Girls&#8230; (Akihabara)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Stupid Act Lead to Dead-End</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>An Italian girl (18SX)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : &#8220;Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?&#8221; The husband laughs and says: &#8220;An Italian girl !!!&#8221; The woman kept quiet [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=desaviltan.wordpress.com&amp;blog=586331&amp;post=63&amp;subd=desaviltan&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.</p>
<p>Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.<br />
The wife answers : &#8220;Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?&#8221;<br />
The husband laughs and says: &#8220;An Italian girl !!!&#8221;<br />
The woman kept quiet and left.<br />
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: &#8220;So, honey, how was the trip?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Very good, thank you.&#8221; &#8220;And, what happened to my present?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Which present?&#8221; She asked.<br />
&#8220;The one I asked for &#8211; an Italian girl!!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Oh, that&#8221; she said<br />
&#8220;Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Georgia;color:red;">Moral of the story: Don&#8217;t tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent! </span></p>
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		<title>Hotel Bill &#8211; 18SX</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 06:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A husband and wife are traveling by car from  Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four  hours on the road, they&#8217;re too tired to continue and  decide to stop for a rest. They pull into a nice hotel and take a room,  but they plan to sleep for only four hours and  then get back [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=desaviltan.wordpress.com&amp;blog=586331&amp;post=62&amp;subd=desaviltan&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A husband and wife are traveling by car from  Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four  hours on the road, they&#8217;re too tired to continue and  decide to stop for a rest.</p>
<p>They pull into a nice hotel and take a room,  but they plan to sleep for only four hours and  then get back on the road.</p>
<p>When they check out four hours later, the desk  clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man  explodes and demands to know why the charge is so  high. He tells the clerk that, although it&#8217;s a  nice hotel, the rooms are certainly not worth $350.<br />
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard  rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.</p>
<p>The Manager appears, listens to the man and  explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool  and a huge conference center that were available for  the husband and! wife to use.</p>
<p>&#8220;But we didn&#8217;t use them,&#8221; the man complains.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, they are here and you could have,&#8221;<br />
explains the Manager</p>
<p>He goes on to explain they could have taken in  one of the shows for which the hotel is  famous. &#8220;The best entertainers from New York,  Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,&#8221; the Manager  says.</p>
<p>&#8220;But we didn&#8217;t go to any of those shows,&#8221;<br />
complains the man again. &#8220;Well, we have them and  you could have,&#8221; the Manager replies. No matter  what facility the Manager mentions, the man  replies &#8220;But we didn&#8217;t use it!&#8221;</p>
<p>The Manager is unmoved and eventually the man  gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check  and gives it to the Manager.</p>
<p>The Manager is surprised when he looks at the  check. &#8220;But sir,&#8221; he says, &#8220;this check is made  out only for $50.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s correct,&#8221; says the man. &#8220;I charged  you $300 for sleeping with my wife.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;But I didn&#8217;t!&#8221; exclaims the Manager.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, too bad,&#8221; the man replies. &#8220;She was  here and you could have.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>林志玲 &#8211; Lin Zhi Ling&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 06:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lin Zhi Ling in Olay Advertisement I think there are thousand or more email forwarded with the attachment of Lin Zhi Ling&#8217;s photos. Many of the people actually can&#8217;t stop collecting her photo for unknown purpose&#8230; As old folk saying, Once you&#8217;re famous, every single little thing of you will be famous too.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=desaviltan.wordpress.com&amp;blog=586331&amp;post=61&amp;subd=desaviltan&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>I think there are thousand or more email forwarded with the attachment of Lin Zhi Ling&#8217;s photos. Many of the people actually can&#8217;t stop collecting her photo for unknown purpose&#8230;</p>
<p>As old folk saying, Once you&#8217;re famous, every single little thing of you will be famous too.</p>
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